William Levy, a Cuban actor/model/panty creamer and walking orgasm made an appearance on last night’s episode of
Real Boring Housewives of Miami, the lowest Real Housewives franchise in ratings on Bravo.
I’m not even going to dive into dissecting last night’s episode, because frankly I didn’t pay any attention to that nonsense. However, I do have one question: when
Marysol’s husband to-be stood atop a mountain in Aspen and said “
I do,” did he at all have a glimpse of the future when his wife’s face begins to meltresemble her mother,
Elsa in 10-20 years?
